Free Happy Hour At The Douchey Pub On The Eastside

7pm: One of two people in costume. Dressed like Ke$ha. Waiting on my army of Ke$has. Everyone here is wearing a suit. Best Club Ever.
Can I steal someone’s chicken wings and blame it on the fact that I brushed my teeth with whiskey?

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