For Toni, the one friend i know who would actually cap a bitch if I asked her too

Toni, I know it’s been a hard year, so I wanted to remind you that heaven awaits good souls like us. Below is what I imagine your heaven to be like (yes, the Banksia is totally a substitute for something else.)

The good news is that, even if you actually end up in hell, I’m pretty sure it will look the same – minus the angels, but they’re kind of lame anyway.

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