The other day I was walking down the street and I saw this 7-Eleven ad:
“This year, my resolution is to buy pizza at a 7-Eleven!” SAID NO ONE EVER.
It’s nine days into January, meaning everyone has pretty much broken their New Year’s resolutions by now, or at the very least they’re sick of talking about them. I, however, really haven’t had a chance to think of mine. I came up with a vague one on the street the other day that I then decided was way to optimistic because it involved things like growing and changing. I probably haven’t come up with any this year because I’m still trying to accomplish last year’s resolutions.
The pizza sign got me thinking… There are some things that no person in the history of mankind will ever say to themselves on January 1st. Here are a few I came up with:
In 2013, I resolve to…
Actually, becoming a Peeps connoisseur seems like something Natalie Portman or Zoey Deschanel would do in a movie, and it would be adorable.
Here’s to everyone’s New Year’s resolutions – may you break them all before February.
Peace, Love and 7-Eleven mini tacos (featured in a separate ad),