You heard me. Bring ’em on, I’ll kick all your babies.
I woke up this morning with a cold, so instead of finishing the post I’d written last night (which was already about having a bad week. Apparently this week’s theme is bad things), I laid in bed until the last possible minute and now I’m at work so I can’t finish my post.
In the words of Austin from college, “[I’m] a little bitch when I get sick,” so I really can’t provide you with much entertainment or excitement today. I will try to heal over the weekend, but until then –
Here are some links that brought me minimal joy during this wasteland of a week –
There’s a Morgan Freeman joke at the end – http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6872071/8-new-and-necessary-punctuation-marks
I officially like Aubrey Plaza more than I like Sarah Silverman after watching this – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1Sa9hXA4mo
Yesterday my coworker and I Googled armpit tattoos and discussed via AIM for at solid 8 minutes – I’d highly recommend it.
Ok, back to hating everything and feeling woozy.
Cough, sneeze and wheeze,