Ok, I’ll bite. I haven’t really paid attention to the VMAs since 2007, but with all of the fuss over well, everything, I spent some time yesterday watching the recaps.
I have some thoughts:
You could tell who was just a little to young to enjoy the *NSYNC reunion.
Example: Members of One Direction (~19) vs. Taylor Swift (23). Either that or One Direction was jealous, I mean even Chris Kirkpatrick still had those moves down.
How much do the other members of *NSYNC hate JT?
Like, so much… right? I was grinning like a school girl watching the reunion, but seriously that was basically just an excuse for Justin to get a few breaths in after all that dancing so “Suit & Tie” would sound good.
I think I’m supposed to say something about Lady Gaga, but I simply can’t bring myself to care.
I liked her mermaid thing?
How come no one is talking about what Robin Thicke is doing… to fashion?
Yesterday morning my inbox was filled with all my favorite clothing sites boasting their “hip black and white pants.”
No. Clothing companies. Just. No.
I know everyone was harping on the Beetlejuice thing, but this getup reminded me of the girl in the popular group (there’s one at every school) who doesn’t fit the quiet, blonde, cheerleader mold. I spent the greater half of middle school and ninth grade trying to figure out why exactly she was allowed into the group and all I could come up with is that she was really good at volleyball and she was a team manager for JV Basketball. Remember that girl? Remember her statement pants? Robin Thicke got those pants from that girl.
Please, NastyGal.com, don’t make us go back there.
YOU GUYS, KANYE WAS TOTALLY NORMAL.
Kanye didn’t do anything crazy. He performed, interrupted no award and probably went home to his baby. Is this a new leaf for Kanye? I really hope not, because I sure as hell love Givenchy-Kilt-Relationship Kanye.
And then of course, there was… Twerkpocalypse:
Feminism, slut-shaming, our nation’s morality is in shambles, blah blah blah. Everyone’s covered that stuff and I’m sure their opinions are more informed either way. GOOD. I don’t want to use big words.
Things I noticed/ thought during the performance and its aftermath:
- The Furry community is remaining eerily quiet.
- Which came first: The Miley Cyrus nude bikini or the American Apparel nude bikini?
- My working list of potential Cyrus/Thicke-themed Halloween costumes: The obvious couples costume is going as the pair — bonus points if the guy dresses as Miley; solo acts can go as Miley’s tongue; groups can include the furries; even larger groups can go as MC, RT, the furries, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez, and The Parent’s Television Council.
I call dibs on Billy Ray Cyrus’ tweet about Syria.
- All of this could have been avoided if someone had just taught Ms. Cyrus how to dougie.
Peace, love and I’m still listening to “Blurred Lines”,